Yankee Doodle Candies
WHAT: United Chocolate Works
WHY:You've been screwed so many times. Why not make the experience a sweet one courtesy of United Chocolate Works. The New York-based company takes Italian chocolate -- made from 60-percent dark chocolate and 40-percent cocoa butter -- and crafts it into realistic-looking antique, well, everything. Naturally, the screw will be a personal favorite. But you'll be equally enthralled with the hyper-realistic-looking pipe and Zippo, lock and key, and mini light bulb and fitting. Of course, life may continue to be not so kind. But at least it'll be pretty sweet.